The Yosakoi Club President of Hana N Fountainstand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hana N Fountainstand with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.153 billion Hana N Fountainstandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fang Land. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hana N Fountainstandian economy, worth 633 trillion yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 77,734 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Fang Land, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hana N Fountainstand's national animal is the racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Hana N Fountainstand is ranked 69,021^st in the world and 369^th in Ambition for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,752.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.